The Stage is Set. Show Your Horns.

Welcome to The Maul of America.

A glimpse at the world, middle-age and life through the eyes of a slightly neurotic, overly pushy and yet somehow relateable Vikings fan.

When we last caught up with our heroine she was busily attempting to guilt Brett Favre http://themaulofamerica.blogspot.com/2010_08_01_archive.html back into playing for the Vikings, while remaining largely silent on her own will she/won’t she decision scenarios.

Will the momentum keep going?

Or will she fade into the chapters of “almost had it all’s”?

Will she finally look up one day and see that guy she’s been looking for for so long?

Or will she fully morph into the perma single but lovin it lifestyle that’s kept her going?

Will the world domination with @andrewzilch http://andrewzilch.com/blog/will-the-vikings-suck-this-year/ change the way entertainment works in this country?

Or will greatness continue to live only in her mind.

The scene is set ladies and gentlemen:

Two wanna-be heroes, both alike in dignity, In fair Minnesota, where we lay our scene.  From ancient grudge break to new mutiny.

Once Central blood makes civil hands unclean. From forth the horrid Lions, of these two foes a pair of star-cross’d matrys present their strife;  
Whose mistime’d piteous overthrows do with their depth bury their receivers’ strife. The fearful passage of their leader named Favre, and the continuance of their neurotic and selfish nags.  Which, but their defensive end, nought could remove.  

4’s now trending topics’ Twitter's our stage; The which if you with patient ears attend,right here http://twitter.com/manningtheship shall you witness, a message we strive to send:

Or  as the great Billy Shakespeare once said, “All the world’s a stage. And all the men and women merely players.” So fasten your seat belts. With any luck at all, it's going to be a bumpy ride!