I believe in Brett, the Favre Almighty,
Winner of North and of Central.
And in Sydney Rice, his only receiver.
4 was cherished by the fans of Green Bay,
Born of the frozen tundra.
He suffered under Ted Thompson,
Was retired, traded and buried.
The third time he unretired and ascended into Minnesota,
Where he is seated at the right hand of Wilf, the owner Almighty.
He will come again to crush the Rodgers and the Romo.
I believe in the Harvin Sprint, the Allen Mullet, the destruction of the Saints, the forgiveness of AP's fumbles, the resurrection of the Purple and Vikes everlasting.